Rulz in a Staffordshire Bull Terrier's House

I am the KEEPER OF THIS HOUSE. I am WONDERFUL, RELIABLE, GENTLE, KIND and GENEROUS....that is, unless you threaten my humans and then I may become a whirling dervish (which will certainly be something to behold).

It is true. I do not like other dogs, but it is not because my relatives were fighting dogs. GOOD GRIEF, GET REAL. I do not like other dogs BECAUSE THEY ARE er...um...well...THEY ARE DOGS! I am NOT a dog. Is this concept so hard to grasp? WHAT???

I AM THE INDOMITABLE
STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER!

I am the THE NANNY DOG. ME. THE PRIDE OF ENGLAND and the DARLING OF OTHER COUNTRIES. ME. ME. ME. I am the IRREPRESSIBLE, COMICAL, DEDICATED, LOYAL, TENACIOUS STAFFY BULL - A LEAN MEAN LOVING MACHINE.

I am STRONG, STUBBORN, INTELLIGENT, NOBLE, stubborn, a real CHARACTER, TOLERANT, COURAGEOUS, SWEET, stubborn, MODEST, and did I mention I can be a little bit stubborn?

I am not a "KEG ON LEGS" (eyeroll). I am HANDSOME, SUAVE and DEBONAIR.

TO ALL WHO ENTER MY HOME, EXPECT A COMPLETE BODY SEARCH PERFORMED BY ME, and take note, your visit will be greatly enhanced if you bring me presents.

© 2006 dee dee Anderson